I look like I taste good and it’s true
I’m tired of temporary people. I’m tired of temporary conversations and vibes
I cried to God about it because I couldn’t explain it to anyone else.
Me listening to heavy metal
this is what my dream house feels like
If you won’t fuck me in the bathroom real quick during a family dinner at your parents house, you’re not the one for me
Wow you fucking whirlwind of personality. Truly a wildcard.
Have you fallen in love with me yet or do I need to post more nonsense
the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing
Facts
Tired of meeting people that’ll just become strangers sooner or later
I’ve accepted my role in this lifetime. I guide and show others the light. They leave knowing.
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
Also. Frozen hot chocolate.
